Queeny Tarantino

You know, I'm smarter than I look. For that reason, I can just about work out when I'm being had... I love the way that when somebody has a book/film/album to plug, they come out with some outlandish statement: e.g. "Edison didn't invent the lightbulb, I did! (Buy my book.)"

Quentin Tarantino (soon before the release of his latest movie) has drawn all attention to himself; although making himself look like a knob at the same time:

"Director Quentin Tarantino has slammed the Casino Royale producers for making the movie without his input, according to the UK movie magazine, Total Film.

"The minute I said I would do Casino Royale, it's on all the websites and it is the film that people want to see. They should have said thank you, " added Tarantino."

Isn't it wonderful that for every seemingly level-headed celebrity, there's another whose ego is the size of a large bouncy castle? Had Tarantino made the film, it would naturally have involved a Tarantino cameo (vanity's more fun when you're in charge) and probably a lot more graphic, gratuitous violence. So actually, Quentin, I quite enjoyed it as it was.

Get over yourself.